My favourite Q&A session between my friends and me(of course, answer provided by me)
Why didn't you complete homework?
Because it is imcomplete without blanks.
Why are you so tan?
Tan.. tan... tangent? I am so tan because I am not normal. (think maths)
Why do you answer questions so indirectly?
Because I don't answer them directly.
Why are you so lame?
Because I am a Cancer, so I am cancerous, and have my legs amputated(Touch wood), so I became lame...
And to tell Jackie Chan, 神话is to be heard, not to be watched!
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