Thursday, October 13, 2005

My favourite Q&A session between my friends and me

(of course, answer provided by me)


Why didn't you complete homework?
Because it is imcomplete without blanks.

Why are you so tan?
Tan.. tan... tangent? I am so tan because I am not normal. (think maths)

Why do you answer questions so indirectly?
Because I don't answer them directly.

Why are you so lame?
Because I am a Cancer, so I am cancerous, and have my legs amputated(Touch wood), so I became lame...

你这是人话吗?
不是,这是神话!
And to tell Jackie Chan, 神话is to be heard, not to be watched!

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