Monday, September 04, 2006

Net Buzz from New Paper


Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow


Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine.


Q: What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A: Fur-niture.


Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time. (I love this one)


Q: What does the teacher not like a train? (question modified by wan xin)
A: The teacher says 'spit your gum out'; the train says 'chew chew chew'


Q: What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?
A: Clausterphobic. (So Ereneh are you afraid of Santa?:p)


Q: Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said it's on me.


Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.


Thanks New Paper... In an attempt to cheer myself up.

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