Net Buzz from New Paper
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine.
Q: What does a teddy bear put in his house?
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time. (I love this one)
Q: What does the teacher not like a train? (question modified by wan xin)
A: The teacher says 'spit your gum out'; the train says 'chew chew chew'
Q: What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?
A: Clausterphobic. (So Ereneh are you afraid of Santa?:p)
Q: Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said it's on me.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Thanks New Paper... In an attempt to cheer myself up.